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The main thing to keep in mind is that God continues to deflect rain from Texas. Long Island is just collateral damage.

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NJ's already gotten a pretty good soaking... the water table is about a foot down right now. A hurricane is the last thing they need.

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White people don't loot? Who do you think trashed your IRA, wiped out half of your home equity, and took a half-trillion of your taxes in bailout money? (Hint: It wasn't Willie Horton.)

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Before, during, and after -- and they pay themselves gigantic bonuses when they do a particulary good job of it.

fuflans's avatar

god seems fairly specific in his answers of late.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Meteorologists say the risk appears most acute for areas like the Hamptons,</i>

Get those FEMA forms ready and reserve your trailers now folks.

Obviously needz moar tax cuts, also, too.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Last chance to wear white shoes.