Artist's rendering of God destroying Blount County, from Heaven. Bad news for the non-gay residents of Blount County in Tennessee, near Knoxville. Your county commissioner Karen Miller is bad at life, and also her job, and has utterly failed in her quest to win special protection from God Almighty, the great I AM, when He starts going county by county around the US and A, smiting all the ones that don't hate gays enough.
I bet the red shirts were fabulous!
A half-mil would be enough to buy my entire county.
Over here in Apathy we say yeah, whatever.
What? Not syphilitic lesions?
God is also omnibenevolent.
Laser Kitteh don't need no can opener.
Yeah, I used to believe that too, back when I still had all of my fingers.
Dammit, that's the only hold we have over them!!! If they don't need can openers, they don't need US!!!
Tapeworms leave larval cysts behind in your brain that last for years before they finally die and only then do you see symptoms.
they will always need a warm lap to lie on in the winter.
Whew... that's true. No matter how much they like to lie on the keyboard, nothing beats a lap.
I think it looks like John Goodman under there.
That's right...I'm not supposed to be here! Ha!
spoiler alert: Mick's boyfriend was later poisoned by Julius II.
Cracker Barrel, hell. Sonny, around that part of the hills, it's the Dinner Bell or skin a squirrel.
I'm sure there are vaginas in Blount County that are critical need of legislating.