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I bet the red shirts were fabulous!

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A half-mil would be enough to buy my entire county.

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Over here in Apathy we say yeah, whatever.

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What? Not syphilitic lesions?

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God is also omnibenevolent.

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Laser Kitteh don't need no can opener.

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Yeah, I used to believe that too, back when I still had all of my fingers.

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Dammit, that's the only hold we have over them!!! If they don't need can openers, they don't need US!!!

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Tapeworms leave larval cysts behind in your brain that last for years before they finally die and only then do you see symptoms.

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they will always need a warm lap to lie on in the winter.

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Whew... that's true. No matter how much they like to lie on the keyboard, nothing beats a lap.

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I think it looks like John Goodman under there.

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That's right...I'm not supposed to be here! Ha!

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spoiler alert: Mick's boyfriend was later poisoned by Julius II.

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Cracker Barrel, hell. Sonny, around that part of the hills, it's the Dinner Bell or skin a squirrel.

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I'm sure there are vaginas in Blount County that are critical need of legislating.

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