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Lefty Mark's avatar

A half-mil would be enough to buy my entire county.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Over here in Apathy we say yeah, whatever.

Lefty Mark's avatar

What? Not syphilitic lesions?

Lefty Mark's avatar

God is also omnibenevolent.

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Laser Kitteh don't need no can opener.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Yeah, I used to believe that too, back when I still had all of my fingers.

sgt. jmk de la rΓ©sistance's avatar

Dammit, that's the only hold we have over them!!! If they don't need can openers, they don't need US!!!

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Tapeworms leave larval cysts behind in your brain that last for years before they finally die and only then do you see symptoms.

handyhippie65's avatar

they will always need a warm lap to lie on in the winter.

sgt. jmk de la rΓ©sistance's avatar

Whew... that's true. No matter how much they like to lie on the keyboard, nothing beats a lap.

riledupone's avatar

I think it looks like John Goodman under there.

Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

That's right...I'm not supposed to be here! Ha!

La forza del  resistino's avatar

spoiler alert: Mick's boyfriend was later poisoned by Julius II.

Mpeg's avatar

Cracker Barrel, hell. Sonny, around that part of the hills, it's the Dinner Bell or skin a squirrel.

chicken thief's avatar

I'm sure there are vaginas in Blount County that are critical need of legislating.