Also, please send money Has-been televangelist Jim Bakker is not having an easy time of it these days. God used to tell him the end times were right around the corner because of the Iran nuke deal, or at least tell him to wear black undies because the world might be ending, but
I have this same experience daily. Because I live in Texas. Each morning I know, I know, I know that something will happen that makes me wish for the end times.
If these people are so sure they're going to some floaty cloud nirvana when they die why are they wanting to survive Armageddon with a years worth of dried crap food?
No, he's not being a thieving liar for Jesus. Bakker is being A THIEVING LIAR for his daddy Satan, the Father of Lies!!!
GOD IS NOT A MAN THAT HE SHOULD LIE. JESUS IS GOD!!! GOD CANNOT LIE BECAUSE THAT IS HIS CHARACTER, IT'S WHO GOD IS!!!
What a sad commentary on this man's life, who should have learned from past mistakes & experience.
Bakker should be preaching Jesus Christ and Him Crucified to a world that is lost & dying because of SIN, because of humanity's refusal to acknowledge Jesus as Creator, Savior and Lord of the heavens and the earth and they that dwell therein.
Everybody that professes they are Christians, doesn't make it so. A true Christ Follower is not going to promote a man. But they are going to be obedient to the Word of God to present the Great Commission to All, as Jesus has told All to do, that belong to Him.
Toby: We haven't won anything yet.C. J.: The speech is done.Toby: Two speeches are done.C. J.: What's the second?Toby: I've got a speech if he wins; I've got a speech if he doesn't.Sam: You wrote a concession?Toby: Of course I wrote a concession. What do you -- You wanna tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing?!Sam: No.Toby: Then go outside, turn around three times, and spit. What the hell's the matter with you?Sam: It's like 25 degrees outside.Toby: Go!...Sam: He wrote a concession speech.Josh: Of course he wrote a concession speech; why wouldn't he. What possible reason would he have for not writing a concession speech?Sam: The wrath from high atop the thing?Toby: He up and said we were gonna...Josh: No, you gotta go outside, turn around three times, and curse!Toby: Spit.Josh: Spit and curse!Toby: Do everything!Josh and Toby: Go!
Different episode, but similar sentiment: S1, E18: Six Meetings Before Lunch
Toby: These things take patience. These things take skill. These things take luck. In the fifteen months we've been in office, what kind of luck have we had, Ginger?Ginger: Bad luck.Toby: <Clears throat> What kind of luck?Ginger: Very bad luck.Toby: We've had very bad luck.
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Who in their right mind gave this felonious fool another TV show to rip even more people off?
I have this same experience daily. Because I live in Texas. Each morning I know, I know, I know that something will happen that makes me wish for the end times.
I dunno if Jim has thought this thing through entirely. When the times end, which would you rather have, some dried food or cold hard cash?
Or as Omar Khayyam wondered, what do the vintners buy half so valuable as what they sell?
Or vice versa
Yes, and you'll be glad to know that Hitler Jr. is not running.
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It's the Limbo Election; the Republicans are seeing how low the bar can be set.
Stair's last "word of the day" was April 17, sl the Big Event Bakker is talking about may already have happened.
If these people are so sure they're going to some floaty cloud nirvana when they die why are they wanting to survive Armageddon with a years worth of dried crap food?
No, he's not being a thieving liar for Jesus. Bakker is being A THIEVING LIAR for his daddy Satan, the Father of Lies!!!
GOD IS NOT A MAN THAT HE SHOULD LIE. JESUS IS GOD!!! GOD CANNOT LIE BECAUSE THAT IS HIS CHARACTER, IT'S WHO GOD IS!!!
What a sad commentary on this man's life, who should have learned from past mistakes & experience.
Bakker should be preaching Jesus Christ and Him Crucified to a world that is lost & dying because of SIN, because of humanity's refusal to acknowledge Jesus as Creator, Savior and Lord of the heavens and the earth and they that dwell therein.
Everybody that professes they are Christians, doesn't make it so. A true Christ Follower is not going to promote a man. But they are going to be obedient to the Word of God to present the Great Commission to All, as Jesus has told All to do, that belong to Him.
I just love these "Christians" who think that Heaven is some exclusive, discriminating, country club that only *certain* members get into.
And here I am with my Bailey's and Lucky Charms.
S4, E7: Election Night
Toby: We haven't won anything yet.C. J.: The speech is done.Toby: Two speeches are done.C. J.: What's the second?Toby: I've got a speech if he wins; I've got a speech if he doesn't.Sam: You wrote a concession?Toby: Of course I wrote a concession. What do you -- You wanna tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing?!Sam: No.Toby: Then go outside, turn around three times, and spit. What the hell's the matter with you?Sam: It's like 25 degrees outside.Toby: Go!...Sam: He wrote a concession speech.Josh: Of course he wrote a concession speech; why wouldn't he. What possible reason would he have for not writing a concession speech?Sam: The wrath from high atop the thing?Toby: He up and said we were gonna...Josh: No, you gotta go outside, turn around three times, and curse!Toby: Spit.Josh: Spit and curse!Toby: Do everything!Josh and Toby: Go!
Different episode, but similar sentiment: S1, E18: Six Meetings Before Lunch
Toby: These things take patience. These things take skill. These things take luck. In the fifteen months we've been in office, what kind of luck have we had, Ginger?Ginger: Bad luck.Toby: <Clears throat> What kind of luck?Ginger: Very bad luck.Toby: We've had very bad luck.
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