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i have to go to a wedding.

bad timing people, bad timing.

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so very good thanks for that.

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i couldn't watch, weak stomach.

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is anyone liveblogging the saturday meltdown? i mean either way, reactions should be pretty hilarious.

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Here's looking forward to the first 20 or so heat-strokes!

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am i a terrible citizen if i say i am really really sad he's not running?

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Once Christian Zionists realize how hard it is to find bacon in Israel they'll be content to stay in the south.

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and right on cue, the troll is downfisting.

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Glenn may have misheard God as saying "a rally" when God was actually saying "Oh, REALLY?"

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Peace means no Jesus Escalator!

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the problem with al swearengen is you can't decide which wisdoms are best for glenn beck:

<i>Gabriel's trumpet will produce you from the ass of a pig. </i> <i>Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh. </i> <i>Here's my counteroffer to your counteroffer: go fuck yourself! </i>

fucking glenn beck.

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