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That's really unfair to the hard-working garbage haulers of America. She should just drive into a sinkhole, filling it with her giant SUV (I'm assuming that's what these people drive) just in time for those garbagemen to drive over and continue on their merry way.

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One princess and one queen!

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It is because of people like this, that I know, FOR A FACT, there is no God.

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If that zinger was improvised, she has a future in comedy.

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I ordered eggs and sausage.

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Better: An Ashley Madison account occurred on which his name was.

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I'm not at all surprised to hear a representative of Dr. Doom say that.

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I call down a curse upon the internet and teh Ashley Madisons for making me know who these people are. (I would never blame Wonkette, tho', because love.)

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Between these two, the bobble-headed bleach blondes on Fox, and the Great White Grifter (eww!), who are these people with the beer goggles? Are these the only goggles that do something?

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Too many, obvs.

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There's something in there I think about praying in private and doing your good works in secret lest you receive your reward on earth instead of in heaven but they probably haven't gotten to the NT yet. They all seem to get stuck at Leviticus for some reason.

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I think that they are average at best. I hate to sound like a bitch (that's untrue, I really don't mind) but they must not own any mirrors.

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They did it themselves, they have very healthy egos.

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The spam, spam, eggs, sausage and spam doesn't have much spam in it.

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Strike a blow for freedom for Deez Nutz!

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Good grief.

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