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Lefty Mark's avatar

Well Goebbels to you too!

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I had a hunch you'd be Göring there.

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She runs the <strike>madrassa</strike> classroom according to strict Sharia law.

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"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little doG too!"

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Teacher is an Amazon!

Lot_49's avatar

When I was in school and somebody sneezed, we'd call out, "Ya get any on ya?"

Vienna Woods's avatar

You would not believe the spellings of common names in high school these days. All in an effort to be "original".

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Also on the banned words list: DIAKF.

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Reflecting a cruci-fixation.

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Around here they start right after Labor Day, just like they have done since the Pleistocene. Teachers, and some parents, would <i>howl</i> if the school district ever tried to shift the start date into August.

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7.5 Kid C (future mtn_philosoph) makes fake farting noises during the rest of class.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Forcing her to join ISIS is a new wrinkle. Go teacher!

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I dunno about Tennessee, but here in central KY the kids went back to school on Aug. 13.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

This little snowflake seems like a special kind of stupid. Also, that picture makes me want to throw up. That is all.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

And don't use "Trump" in the same sentence as "God". He finds it very, very insulting. God doesn't like it either.