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Well Goebbels to you too!

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I had a hunch you'd be Göring there.

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She runs the <strike>madrassa</strike> classroom according to strict Sharia law.

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"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little doG too!"

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Teacher is an Amazon!

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Antonym to "under rump"

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When I was in school and somebody sneezed, we'd call out, "Ya get any on ya?"

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You would not believe the spellings of common names in high school these days. All in an effort to be "original".

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Also on the banned words list: DIAKF.

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Reflecting a cruci-fixation.

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Around here they start right after Labor Day, just like they have done since the Pleistocene. Teachers, and some parents, would <i>howl</i> if the school district ever tried to shift the start date into August.

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7.5 Kid C (future mtn_philosoph) makes fake farting noises during the rest of class.

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Forcing her to join ISIS is a new wrinkle. Go teacher!

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I dunno about Tennessee, but here in central KY the kids went back to school on Aug. 13.

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This little snowflake seems like a special kind of stupid. Also, that picture makes me want to throw up. That is all.

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And don't use "Trump" in the same sentence as "God". He finds it very, very insulting. God doesn't like it either.

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