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chascates's avatar

They're fucking everywhere! Chia pets, bobble heads, camo bible covers, sheesh. I'll be glad when one of them is exposed as a gay atheist or something.

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malsperanza's avatar

"Prof. Radicalson" - aww so cute. But why isn't the young hero named Justin Tigham? That's a missed opportunity right there.

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malsperanza's avatar

Have you ever run weeping from the room when a student stood up to you and gave you what-for?

No? But I bet you lost tenure for denying God, right?

Universities: How do they work?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Isn't that Spencer from "Good Luck Charlie"??? Now I'm so even more glad Teddy dumped him.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Casting people from "Duck Dynasty" really gives this project the air credibility it needed to be taken seriously.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

"Special appearances by by two stars from the hit A&E series Duck Dynasty, Willie and Korie Robertson".

If that doesn't scream quality and relevance nothing ever will.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

There was that cameo he did on Key and Peele last year...

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

All nekkid in one of those Cylon resurrection bathtubs!

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Painter of Goats's avatar

The Chupacabras?

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Actually, I think Lucy Lawless looks better now than she did as Xena. Either she's had very good work done or she's one of those bitches who looks better with age. Or maybe that fringe of bangs just did her no favors.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

The last seasons of Hercules and Xena make me ragey. Not that they ever had a coherent cosmology, or even a timeline that made sense, but all of a sudden it was all Christian shit and NO!

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Now those episodes I liked, mostly! Mirror Universe episodes are always fun.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Was there some kind of regime change or something that brought in all the Christian stuff? I just never understood it.

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diogenez's avatar

Well, ok - but no fucking Carrie Underwood.

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diogenez's avatar

Dean Cain is dead to me.

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