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jqheywood's avatar

There are only so many Patek Phillipe watches one can buy...what else is there to do with the money?

jqheywood's avatar

I thought is was toaster ovens, not just toasters. I mean, I could see switching teams for a toaster <i>oven</i>, but not for just a fricking toaster!

SullivanSt's avatar

In that market sector, you don't give away toasters, you give away private chefs.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Hoping someone else chimes in, here. That phrase has great and troublesome potential.

Chris Grrr's avatar

<blockquote>The banking push, which has not been previously disclosed, will give Goldman more deposits, a source of low-cost funding less vulnerable to the vagaries of financial markets.</blockquote>

Wishing this was a quote, instead of the stenographer adding helpful elaboration. Those markets are so randomly tricksy...

bobbert's avatar

Ah, Rancho Santa Fe. Atherton on steroids.

bobbert's avatar

The Mutually Beneficial Account.

chascates's avatar

i bet I could catch a monster catfish with that dog as bait.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I guess Scrooge McDuck needed a new place to go swimming.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

A bank just for jerb creyaters!