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There are only so many Patek Phillipe watches one can buy...what else is there to do with the money?

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I thought is was toaster ovens, not just toasters. I mean, I could see switching teams for a toaster <i>oven</i>, but not for just a fricking toaster!

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In that market sector, you don't give away toasters, you give away private chefs.

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Hoping someone else chimes in, here. That phrase has great and troublesome potential.

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<blockquote>The banking push, which has not been previously disclosed, will give Goldman more deposits, a source of low-cost funding less vulnerable to the vagaries of financial markets.</blockquote>

Wishing this was a quote, instead of the stenographer adding helpful elaboration. Those markets are so randomly tricksy...

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Ah, Rancho Santa Fe. Atherton on steroids.

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The Mutually Beneficial Account.

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i bet I could catch a monster catfish with that dog as bait.

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I guess Scrooge McDuck needed a new place to go swimming.

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A bank just for jerb creyaters!

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