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Yes, poor, struggling Disney, desperate for publicity of any kind.

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When Symphony goes to college she will have many conversations like this:

What's your name?

Symphony.

Really? Your parents named you that?

Yes.

What, were you breech?

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She should wear her seatbelt!

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Better yet: pagans. I find us pagans have a tendency to freak out the Christians more than the atheists.

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He's also got that creepy look on his face....

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I read that at first as James "Peen"

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"ricerca in me, da capo al pie!"

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you forgot the "Hindoos"

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Rest your head, man. It was pointed out some hours ago. :-)

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This is the Christian equivalent of a sex tape.

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If you're interested, this will skip to the part where they tried to get into Legoland:

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

You'll see them walking to the line, talking to the employee, then stating that it was sold out and he thinks it's wrong that his friend wanted to use their fame to try to get in. And that it also didn't work.

So I guess he didn't feel it was wrong enough after all.

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Two-minute unskippable ad at the beginning. Thanks, no.

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and it gives them moneez. People are using their fame to get free stuff? I'm SHOCKED!(sotto voce: here's you swag bag, ma'am)

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What a dilemma!! I want to click on a video to see what a trainwreck this is but I don't want to contribute any support to their internet fame....

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Crap! I got tricked into seeing the video of where the daddy tells the mommy she's pregnant. Now I'll know to avoid these douchebags forever.

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