Jerald Hill, president of Windermere Baptist Conference Center in Bo[o]ne County, Missouri, may soon have a lot more time to spend with his family, since he got arrested for trying to make love to a dog.
The lord is my Shepard...I shall not want. Hubba hubba!
They do...that's why they don't get pregnant when sanctimonious hypocrites rape them. Science!
That could the closest one gets to having sex with a Klingon.
Rule 34
I'm not sure he was all that interested in the dog's pleasure.
You know what would make this even weirder? If the alleged rapist's victim was cat.
Rev. Hill is probably a big fan of <i>Spaceballs</i>.
On the Internet, no one knows you&#039;re a dog.
That&#039;s the old joke about Mickey Mouse&#039;s divorce.
Judge said &quot;I can&#039;t grant you a divorce. You didn&#039;t prove Minnie&#039;s crazy.&quot;
&quot;I didn&#039;t say she was crazy, Judge. I said she was fucking Goofy.&quot;
You&#039;d better hope it isn&#039;t a mounting lion.
Time for a rousing round of &quot;You Ain&#039;t Nothing But A Hound. Dog.&quot;
who let the dogs out?
and in and out and in and out...
After the divorce, poor Mickey was reduced to having to mousterbate
I&#039;ll go with Miss Scarlet in the library with a rope.
Guy&#039;s driving down a country lane and he sees a farmer pick up a pig and hold him while he eats an apple right off the tree.
Farmer sets the pig down, picks up another one, and holds it while it eats an apple from the tree.
Guy says &quot;Sir - doesn&#039;t it take a long time to feed your pigs that way?&quot;
Farmer says &quot;Sure does. But what&#039;s time to a pig?&quot;
When they said he was fucking goofy I just assumed he was a little weird
The lord is my Shepard...I shall not want. Hubba hubba!
They do...that&#039;s why they don&#039;t get pregnant when sanctimonious hypocrites rape them. Science!
That could the closest one gets to having sex with a Klingon.
Rule 34
I&#039;m not sure he was all that interested in the dog&#039;s pleasure.
You know what would make this even weirder? If the alleged rapist&#039;s victim was cat.
Rev. Hill is probably a big fan of <i>Spaceballs</i>.
On the Internet, no one knows you&#039;re a dog.
That&#039;s the old joke about Mickey Mouse&#039;s divorce.
Judge said &quot;I can&#039;t grant you a divorce. You didn&#039;t prove Minnie&#039;s crazy.&quot;
&quot;I didn&#039;t say she was crazy, Judge. I said she was fucking Goofy.&quot;
You&#039;d better hope it isn&#039;t a mounting lion.
Time for a rousing round of &quot;You Ain&#039;t Nothing But A Hound. Dog.&quot;
who let the dogs out?
and in and out and in and out...
After the divorce, poor Mickey was reduced to having to mousterbate
I&#039;ll go with Miss Scarlet in the library with a rope.
Guy&#039;s driving down a country lane and he sees a farmer pick up a pig and hold him while he eats an apple right off the tree.
Farmer sets the pig down, picks up another one, and holds it while it eats an apple from the tree.
Guy says &quot;Sir - doesn&#039;t it take a long time to feed your pigs that way?&quot;
Farmer says &quot;Sure does. But what&#039;s time to a pig?&quot;
When they said he was fucking goofy I just assumed he was a little weird