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I have my Notorious RBG tatt on my arm, too. You should see her grass skirt shimmy shake when I do my bench presses.

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Romney! Not as bad as you remember.

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Run Lindsey run! <a href="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/republican-sen...">http://www.rawstory.com/rs/...

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And the constitutionalist would gather around your asshole chanting "Speak again oh toothless wonder!"

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<i>"We set a new record in 2014, heating our oceans and destroying this one and only planet we live on"</i>

I, for one, welcome our insect overlords.

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White Horse Prophecy (didn't actually name Mitt, as far as I know).

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