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I would have figured dead people would lean more toward Libertarian.

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I can't wait to here about how Secretary of State Ken Bennett, who was leading the dog sled of birther stupidity in AZ, will crack down and stop this constitutional crisis. Oh the shame to the GOP and its honest, compassionate conservatives. They should have a Prayer Day in Arizona and call Rick Perry to officiate so this sinner is cast away.

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Tomorrow Texas will probably elect Ted Cruz as the GOP candidate for Senate. Get ready for another Michele Bachmann/Louis Gohmert clone gumming up the political process. On the plus side Rand Paul will now stand out as a statesman.

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Two words, twice: direct deposit, joint account.

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If they just stopped those durn Messicans from walking around free like they (still) owned the place, those fraudulent votes never woulda happened.

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Do you have any insight on, y'know, an estimated date for that blessed event?

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And she's spreading fewer lies than the average Republican.

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I always figured you had to be brain-dead to vote Republican. It's nice to have some actual evidence.

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Most Republicans I know are dead inside anyway.

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