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Costco wagon?

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but the granthams are still ok right?

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Thankfully they'll never have to worry about a furry lease.

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Were they lovely?

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Some of your vowels are ejaculating, or something.

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Cakezgood.

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I bet no one's stopping you from creating an investment firm.

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That's revolting.

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Hobo bean futures is where it's at, my friend.

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But we can rewire our Obamaphones as detonators...

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Pfft. Just told his driver to take it to the shop and have it taken care of; his <em>other</em> driver drove him around in the Bugatti the rest of the week; he never even noticed the bill when it came in, $10,000 is about what he normally wipes his ass with.

On the plus side, congratulations, you are now offishully a Jerb Creator.

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Well, if she can't even spell her own name, what chance does she stand with Greek?

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That's the "global exposure" you're referring to, Kitteh.

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"Look at opportunities outside of traditional investment" = invent new ways to fuck the rest of us over

"and increase global exposure" = work out how to fuck those shiftless blahs in Africa out of their $1/day.

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They will be, at this rate.

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I'm still waiting to be trickled down on.

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