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Egyptian Pharaohs were also fond of doing this as well.

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that is what the later Roman Emperors did with statues of their predecessors.

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Crooks learning how to be cooks, houndstooth pants and chef jacket is the tell.Actually a good thing, the food bank has this kind of program.

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I dispute they are the home of jokes when there is such strong completion from Republicans and Brexit.

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Only fascist Bavarians, slapping with fish!

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It IS good to be self-aware

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Yes. What a brain, eh. If you could replace that lantern with a smoking coal, it would be better.

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No no nein. Kein hose (pants). Never pants.

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A Trump Resort at the bottom?

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Fake me above. Hover pointer over avatar to tell difference. Small number of comments means "troll".

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If there ever an illegitimate president, it's this wretched fraud.

And what sweet karma, you know? After spending 5 years officially on a racist birther jihad, and egged on by an increasingly syphilitic Republican Party, it will turn out that yes, there was electoral fraud and he's the illegitimate president he kept saying Obama was.

Just wait for it.

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Already KNEW THIS !

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Same thing - only this time using Pres 'Best Brains' fat head as the focal point.... scary, huh? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Maybe the US generals could convince him they used invisible bombs. It's obviously the type of ammo you load on an invisible airplane.Bonus: some of the invisible bombs may not have exploded, so "you better avoid getting near the Congress, or, just to be safe, anywhere in Washington outside of the White House, Mr President."

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They say Donald Trump rage-fucks the bloody hell out of the headphone jack on his blackberry every morning after he's sent out a few angertwits. Yep, true story. They say he just remains seated right there on the toilet and mounts that mother fucking phone like an antagonized chimpanzee and takes it like he owns it. Like, really takes advantage of it. They say there is a tape. Allegedly.

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One of those twisty orange Peruvian ones that look like pig dicks.

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