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Professor Fate's avatar

Egyptian Pharaohs were also fond of doing this as well.

Tony Prost's avatar

that is what the later Roman Emperors did with statues of their predecessors.

Culinary Mercenary's avatar

Crooks learning how to be cooks, houndstooth pants and chef jacket is the tell.Actually a good thing, the food bank has this kind of program.

Last Hussar's avatar

I dispute they are the home of jokes when there is such strong completion from Republicans and Brexit.

Evil Dr Päntsdrunk's avatar

Only fascist Bavarians, slapping with fish!

Evil Dr Päntsdrunk's avatar

It IS good to be self-aware

mary5920's avatar

Yes. What a brain, eh. If you could replace that lantern with a smoking coal, it would be better.

Evil Dr Päntsdrunk's avatar

No no nein. Kein hose (pants). Never pants.

Molly Hatchet's avatar

A Trump Resort at the bottom?

Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

Fake me above. Hover pointer over avatar to tell difference. Small number of comments means "troll".

Sons of Ares's avatar

If there ever an illegitimate president, it's this wretched fraud.

And what sweet karma, you know? After spending 5 years officially on a racist birther jihad, and egged on by an increasingly syphilitic Republican Party, it will turn out that yes, there was electoral fraud and he's the illegitimate president he kept saying Obama was.

Just wait for it.

Darth Trad's avatar

Same thing - only this time using Pres 'Best Brains' fat head as the focal point.... scary, huh? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Athaic's avatar

Maybe the US generals could convince him they used invisible bombs. It's obviously the type of ammo you load on an invisible airplane.Bonus: some of the invisible bombs may not have exploded, so "you better avoid getting near the Congress, or, just to be safe, anywhere in Washington outside of the White House, Mr President."

The Villainess+'s avatar

They say Donald Trump rage-fucks the bloody hell out of the headphone jack on his blackberry every morning after he's sent out a few angertwits. Yep, true story. They say he just remains seated right there on the toilet and mounts that mother fucking phone like an antagonized chimpanzee and takes it like he owns it. Like, really takes advantage of it. They say there is a tape. Allegedly.

Clark_Nova's avatar

One of those twisty orange Peruvian ones that look like pig dicks.