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Petunia Cat's avatar

Paw Patrol.

Sorry.

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Televised puppy drowning is probably what he has planned for his last full day in office.

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Occam agrees with you.

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Nah, Dr. BDH is correct. This is just late punishment for saying the election was properly run and not doing a Comey re Hunter Biden. Because Trump, always the most petty childish reasons.

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😂🤣 Yes. And I also concur with your rundown of trump’s gang of scum bags.

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🤮

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Mention of ’rural North Carolina’ (and ‘rural South Carolina’ because I get them mixed up) always make me immediately think of Eric Rudolph. And his weird fascist pot farm hideout.

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Holy shit that’s good! Stealing that.

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GeminiCricket's avatar

Throw him in the trash, Goodwill wouldn't want him.

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Shananigan's avatar

Not if the $$ is going to bizness. Only if it's going to wage-earners.

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revenant's avatar

Something tells me that our Evan is not a totally besotted fan of our hungry, hungry hippo USAG.

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no tan suits in evidence, either. or expensive haircuts.

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nor did Roberto (Memory Loss) Gonzalez

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Caepan's avatar

Centralia, PA is already pretty much a portal to Hell. We'd be doing them a favor by making their journey the other side easier.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

National Parks? Why, so we can drill for oil on them?

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I can't believe she's hasn't come down with Epstein's Syndrome yet.

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