Unsatisfied with a diet of subsidized-corn subsidized-oil subsidized industrial cattle farm e.coli anusburgers? Japan's wacky scientists have a treat for you!
Kids( in unison): MOM! CAN WE HAVE SOME DOUBLE-PROCESSED BUNBURGERS, PLEASE!!
Mom (wry exasperation): Oh, alright.
*Catchy theme song*
Announcer: "From our buns, to yours! IT'S BUNBURGERS! They've been digested once already, so you KNOW IT IS SMOOOOOOTH!"
<i>...Is the entire north of Japan still radioactive, from those melting nuke reactors that continue to melt down, forever? Maybe the scientists could work on that waste.</i> Please don&#039;t give this guy ideas like that. There is no telling what will be flavoring our fecesburgers. Not that we won&#039;t eat them anyway. cripes.
Kids( in unison): MOM! CAN WE HAVE SOME DOUBLE-PROCESSED BUNBURGERS, PLEASE!!
Mom (wry exasperation): Oh, alright.
*Catchy theme song*
Announcer: &quot;From our buns, to yours! IT&#039;S BUNBURGERS! They&#039;ve been digested once already, so you KNOW IT IS SMOOOOOOTH!&quot;
New hipster term &quot;I am a doodie foodie&quot;
I wonder if it&#039;s like snacks made with Olestra. Uncontrolled anal leakage - it&#039;s the circle of life.
Like a diamond shining through the muck - well done!
No burger for me...I&#039;ll just have the Freedom Fries.
<i>...Is the entire north of Japan still radioactive, from those melting nuke reactors that continue to melt down, forever? Maybe the scientists could work on that waste.</i> Please don&#039;t give this guy ideas like that. There is no telling what will be flavoring our fecesburgers. Not that we won&#039;t eat them anyway. cripes.
Too bad they&#039;re only exerimenting with human poo. Otherwise, my Great Dane could be a real cash cow.
Throughout the article and comments, it has been a great test of will to keep my own (hopefully) feces-free lunch down, also, too.
From the people who brought you Pearl Harbor.
How many calories?