Sounds like Trump's REAL issue was No-Core sharing a can of soda. In other words: GERMS! Trump with the germs again? Maybe that explains why, according to Michael Wolff, Trump is now "post-sex"--it finally dawned on the man that sex involves germs.
Hey, White House staffers, the ones whose names he never bothered to learn! You know who you are and you know what your task is: Yes, it is spitting in his Diet Coke. Not all of them, just randomly, and then slipping the deets to Susie Wiles--anonymously--later.
Here in the alternate dimension of the Multiverse that is MAGA, fatfuck orange rapist who bragged about cheating on his wives, paid off a pornstar after unprotected sex with her right after rent-a-wife gave birth, had many affairs, and is all over the Epstein files is offended by Noem and Lewandowski's extramarital canoodling.
Yeah, and by insinuating rightly or wrongly (not sure which) that he approved her $220 million ad grift, she threw him under the bus. Turnabout is fair play.
“God tests Byron Noem by demanding that he sacrifice his marital rights, duties and obligations. To which Byron dutifully agrees. As Lewandowski is about to lay the gleefully willing wife of Byron for the umpteenth time, "the Angel of the Lord" laughs at Byron, rewarding his obedience with humiliation, which Byron deeply craves. The Angel then promises Byron once again that he will be forced to raise another man’s children. Then the Angel laughed mercilessly, and pointed, while Byron cried in shame, and tried to hide the hard-on that this divine scenario had produced.”
Humans! Top of the line humans!
I'd watch the movie Coristi if it's made.
Some articles indicate Shield of the Americas is 47 trying to reboot the Reagan era war on drugs
Sounds like Trump's REAL issue was No-Core sharing a can of soda. In other words: GERMS! Trump with the germs again? Maybe that explains why, according to Michael Wolff, Trump is now "post-sex"--it finally dawned on the man that sex involves germs.
Hey, White House staffers, the ones whose names he never bothered to learn! You know who you are and you know what your task is: Yes, it is spitting in his Diet Coke. Not all of them, just randomly, and then slipping the deets to Susie Wiles--anonymously--later.
Did Noem get to keep her blanket?
I believe i will get shitfaced...
>>“I think it’s him honoring the calling from God,”<<
A better man would have let that call go to voice mail.
Here in the alternate dimension of the Multiverse that is MAGA, fatfuck orange rapist who bragged about cheating on his wives, paid off a pornstar after unprotected sex with her right after rent-a-wife gave birth, had many affairs, and is all over the Epstein files is offended by Noem and Lewandowski's extramarital canoodling.
He's mad because she's with Corey and so obviously not fawning over His hottness.
He must get all kinds of "ooh, you're so sexy, Mr President!" from the maralago-faced broads in Florida.
Yeah, we know he likes women who have had a lot of work
He's mad that she tried to outshine him on "his" dime. That's all. The rest is set dressing.
Yeah, and by insinuating rightly or wrongly (not sure which) that he approved her $220 million ad grift, she threw him under the bus. Turnabout is fair play.
Yep.
“God tests Byron Noem by demanding that he sacrifice his marital rights, duties and obligations. To which Byron dutifully agrees. As Lewandowski is about to lay the gleefully willing wife of Byron for the umpteenth time, "the Angel of the Lord" laughs at Byron, rewarding his obedience with humiliation, which Byron deeply craves. The Angel then promises Byron once again that he will be forced to raise another man’s children. Then the Angel laughed mercilessly, and pointed, while Byron cried in shame, and tried to hide the hard-on that this divine scenario had produced.”
from The Book of Genitals, chapters 12-69
Mebbe Mister Noem should start a Cucks for Jeebus club or sumptin'?
"Vomit Emoji."
2500 new cars . . .
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"Noem’s deputy director of ICE bought thousands of vehicles that officers can’t use"–https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/policy/immigration/4478925/deputy-director-ice-bought-thousands-marked-vehicles-cannot-use/
And what will they do with the 2500 sets of ICE branded truck nutz they had custom made in XXS size?
“Surely typing with one hand…” I’m dying here
Never has a phrase "bumpin' uglies" been more appropriate.
Imagine the sounds they made.
Like someone left a barrel of beans in a monkey house.
No.
He'll be back. Wasn't he fired before he ended up working for Krispy Gnome?
"And they say romance is dead!" If it wasn't before, it is now.