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Jury duty was one of the most disappointing spectacles of being a grown-up and I hope I never need the services of a trial by jury.

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Pickpockets weren't hung, your honor (ish); they were hanged. This is no time to be thinking about sex, you incompetent asshole.

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At least there’s no earned time on federal prison.

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is this rule of law?

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Ah hum...Blade 3

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No, no. Blade 3 was the crime, 2 was arguably the best of the trilogy. Good to see you back around these parts by the way and...... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Judge TS Idiot has been a federal judge since Reagan. He is a walking corpse of a doddering fool who is proof of the need for a constitutional amendment ending life tenure.

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Manafort: do I still have to pay my lawyers?Lawyers : show Mr .Manafort his checkbook boys.

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+1,000,000 upfists for posting mid-90s Flaming Lips

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Dog nam it. Now I have to go back and rewatch all three Blade movies? (Truth be told, I only really remember the first one.)

And yes, I still have copies of all of them.

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Dog nam it. Now I have to go back and rewatch all three Blade movies? (Truth be told, I only really remember the first one.)

And yes, I still have copies of all of them.

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+1,000,000 upfists for posting mid-90s Flaming Lips

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Manafort: do I still have to pay my lawyers?Lawyers : show Mr .Manafort his checkbook boys.

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Judge TS Idiot has been a federal judge since Reagan. He is a walking corpse of a doddering fool who is proof of the need for a constitutional amendment ending life tenure.

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No, no. Blade 3 was the crime, 2 was arguably the best of the trilogy. Good to see you back around these parts by the way and...... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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