Goodbye To All That

• Black people are stoked about Barack Obama winning the nomination. [ New York Times,   Los Angeles Times,   Washington Post ]

• Meet the Republicans' own "Barack Obama": Bobby Jindal, a young Ivy League elitist from a minority. [ Wall Street Journal ]

• The Democratic nominee could potentially raise billions of dollars for the two-month general election sprint, while the Republican nominee will be auctioning off his collection of buffalo nickels. [ Politico ]

• Clinton wuz robbed by the superdelegates, who showed superhuman strength in withstanding Bill's constant badgering. [ New York Times ]

• Hillary said she was dropping out of the race on Friday, but that was just another psych out. Now she is dropping out of the race on Saturday. [ Washington Post ]

• Between Barack Obama's problems with the white working class and John McCain's problems with Republicans, this presidential race could totally reshape the electoral map! Except it probably won't. [ Los Angeles Times ]