It is strange goddamn times we live in when Dana Rohrabacher says something astoundingly, head-smackingly dumb and it’s still barely in the top fifty of dumb things we’ve heard this week.
D'Minished pled guilty to making illegal political campaign contributions. And here in 2014 that's not an easy law to break. I mean, you have to work at it! Why didn't he just start a PAC?
He blamed The New York Times Book Review when his shitty screed wasn't #1.
He blamed Costco when it returned to his publisher the unsold copies of his book.
Now he blames Google because for his movie's declining box office? As Yogi said, "If people don't want to go there, you can't make them."
Whom does D'Ranged blame for his cheating on his wife?
Protip for wingnuts: be more imaginative (like, even a <em>tiny little bit</em> imaginative) in how you name your so-called movies and you might give search engines a whelk&#039;s chance in a supernova of distinguishing between your various rehashes of the same old baseless dreck.
Good point - now I am disappoint again, H1s win big SEO points I believe.
D&#039;Minished pled guilty to making illegal political campaign contributions. And here in 2014 that&#039;s not an easy law to break. I mean, you have to work at it! Why didn&#039;t he just start a PAC?
He blamed The New York Times Book Review when his shitty screed wasn&#039;t #1.
He blamed Costco when it returned to his publisher the unsold copies of his book.
Now he blames Google because for his movie&#039;s declining box office? As Yogi said, &quot;If people don&#039;t want to go there, you can&#039;t make them.&quot;
Whom does D&#039;Ranged blame for his cheating on his wife?
His wife, I assume.
&quot;Now look what you made me do.&quot;
More likely via a coin-operated viewer located in a private stall in the back of certain bookstores.
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Beta?
What did you call him?
I love how these Free Market advocates know better than Google or Costco when it comes to running those businesses.
I volunteer to help with the Pizza and chicken wing subcommittee.
Needz MOAR &quot;convicted felon&quot;!
Actually, I was disappointed in the lack of a &quot;convicted felon&quot; in the headline, until I read it a gazillion times in the article.
Protip for wingnuts: be more imaginative (like, even a <em>tiny little bit</em> imaginative) in how you name your so-called movies and you might give search engines a whelk&#039;s chance in a supernova of distinguishing between your various rehashes of the same old baseless dreck.
Party on, Garth.
Car thief? Arsonist? Shitmuffin?
Prize for last place?
To preserve the theme:
&quot;The mixture of nail polish, wax and fecal matter that is sometimes left on the walls of rental properties by slob politicians&quot;.