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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

If only Twitchy had their very own holiday celebrating the Heroes Of Sanctimony with a day of screeching and bloviating.

Oh wait, that is every goddamn fucking day.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

In the Wingnut Ecology, nuance was once an endangered species but it went extinct when they started hosing everything down with TwitchDT. Nothing survives shrill poisoning.

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schmannity's avatar

Why does Twitchy hate bald eagles and America?

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PubOption's avatar

"...arguably the most important national holiday...", it might be, if the car dealerships and furniture stores would close rather than offering 'special discounts, this weekend only'.

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PubOption's avatar

As I recall, the prologue to <i>Silent Spring</i> ends with the words "...they had done it themselves.", which should be a mantra to the personal responsibility crowd.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I don't know about DDT, but I can see Twitchy authors have been into the lead paint chips again.

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