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Skip through the first half, you don't really want to know she surfs and eats mangoes.

https://www.newyorker.com/m...

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We can adapt to anything. All that matters is being alive.

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I am beginning to realize that as well.

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Speaking of vaccines, and I keep forgetting to go get this which I can get at the drugstore around the corner from me 🤦🏻‍♀️ , (for free cuz 🇨🇦) there’s one for pneumonia. If you’re over let’s say 45 or have a lung things you should get it so you’re all set for when you’re old.

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Whether or not Russia was involved in launching this thing (her candidacy 🙄) they’re definitely going to be pushing it now.

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Huh? The mid-Atlantic is a region along the US East Coast, south of New Jersey and north of the Carolinas.

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Mid Atlantic regardless of geography has been the name for that kind of accent for a bazillion years. You know like in the middle of the Atlantic ocean? I’m not defending it I’m just giving you information.

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Shhh! That's the part we're not supposed to talk about~!

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The Siberian candidate. Did I share the New Yorker article with you? It raised many red flags for me.

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Oh dear that sucks! *Hugs*

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Damn straight!

BUT...she is the person I most want to see debate Donald Trump. Maybe she could testify at his trial. I want to see her tell him face to face she's going to vanquish his dark psychic force with L-O-V-E. They were made for each other. Maybe that's why Don Jr. is so in love with her. He wants her for his new mommy.

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Or if you live in Great Britain... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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He followed me on Twitter last year! I don't know if that's good or bad...

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I know she apologized for the "depression is a scam" line. But here's the thing, as someone who has to take five different meds every day to remain on this Planet of the Assholes because of this "scam."

The thing about Depression is that you don't forget stuff like that. You CAN'T! It STAYS with you! And if she makes it, it'll STILL be staying with me in the voting booth!

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I agree completely, she's a nut, and frankly, it's a fucking disgrace that she's considered "legitimate" over Congressman Seth Moulton and former Congressman Joe Sestak. Now do not get me wrong, I do NOT like Moulton or Sestak. But they did get elected to Congress. And they both served in the military on behalf of you and I.

Anyway, it should be pointed out that in addition to Marianne's New Ageism, all of her political policies are pretty much the same as Sanders, Warren, and Harris. Which should tell you about the electability of all three of them, considering those three were THROTTLED by the moderates these past two days!

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Interesting that she got the most Google hits after her debate, as the person who got the most after the second debate was Comrade Gabbard.

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