Google Translate Figures Out 'Boehner' Is Just 'Pelosi' in German

 What has the Internet figured out again today that we have not? Google Translate has unearthed some kind of ultra-creepy and yet "vaguely logical-sounding" piece of apocryphal information alleging that John Boehner and Nancy Pelosi are actually just the same person in different languages. "Boehner" is the Nazi word for "Pelosi," which is, what ...a metaphor, maybe? Probably something like that, the computers have outsmarted us, we're all doomed, etc. Carry on. [ Google Translate; thanks to Wonkette operative "Jim S."]