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fuflans's avatar

i have no idea what you just said, but now i am fucking <i>starving</i>.

i blame canada.

fuflans's avatar

i swear to god, i thought you were making that shit up.

fuflans's avatar

i was randomly listening to npr coverage of this and had exactly the same thought.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I have it on good authority this is a made up issue.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Somebody has to have the balls to flip over the card table and start punching people, and that is never gonna happen.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Got a bottle of Maker's Mark at the ready here - just need an excuse to peel off the wax seal. (Yeah, I know, it's just for looks, but it's still fun.)

schmannity's avatar

Not really. If you haven't drunk from a keg from the tap, you have not developed sufficient thirst.

chascates's avatar

Will there be live-blogging tonight of Lugar's downfall, Walker's recall, and the sanctity of marriage between one man, one woman, and one Christian deity tonight? I actually (and rarely) have a 12-pk of PBR!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Maybe they'll insist that "photo ID" includes a transvaginal ultrasound image.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

It's a war on education. What next? A war on air?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Not being stupid is hard so why bother! Vote Republican!*

*Paid for by morons for the Mormon.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Walker's recall is today???

schmannity's avatar

But Boehner said Obama was picking "fake fights." Is this a fake vote? I has a confused.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You can see why the GOP's trying really hard to keep students off the voter lists, along with the poorz and the blahs. I bet $10,000 they're working out a way to discourage the wimmenz, too.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Just pay the interest with fake dollars. Or gay ones, if you've got 'em.