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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Apparently you can try to explain it, but then you have to immediately backtrack, and claim you didn't.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

So <i>that's</i> why they think they run the universe!

fuflans's avatar

oh and awesome, this AM mourdoch is standing by his statements while romney et alia flee like girly men.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Dick 'dock, time's almost up!

SullivanSt's avatar

Apparently, <a href="http:\/\/www.brainyquote.com\/quotes\/quotes\/a\/aristotle141386.html" target="_blank">Aristotle</a>. Voltaire's quote was a slight variant ("If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.")

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Only if she's raped by a Real American™.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

For more fun, consider that one more sticker probably would not be noticed for some time.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Oh, they mention it all right. That's why they want to give "human rights" to every zygote.

102415's avatar

Exactly, sir or madame.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Pres Bartlett: Didn't they attach a family planning rider to the highway bill last year? Josh: They did. Pres: What's with these people? They can't stop talking about sex. Toby: If they can't be havin' it.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"if it's inevitable, just relax and enjoy it."

So it's sort of like rape, then?

Spurning Beer's avatar

Or Plan 9 from Outer Space.

PubOption's avatar

So, I assume that Mourdock would approve of the woman going to church and taking her child support from the collection.