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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Apparently you can try to explain it, but then you have to immediately backtrack, and claim you didn't.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

So <i>that's</i> why they think they run the universe!

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fuflans's avatar

oh and awesome, this AM mourdoch is standing by his statements while romney et alia flee like girly men.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Dick 'dock, time's almost up!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Voltaire, the patron saint of snark.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Apparently, <a href="http:\/\/www.brainyquote.com\/quotes\/quotes\/a\/aristotle141386.html" target="_blank">Aristotle</a>. Voltaire's quote was a slight variant ("If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.")

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Only if she's raped by a Real American™.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

For more fun, consider that one more sticker probably would not be noticed for some time.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Oh, they mention it all right. That's why they want to give "human rights" to every zygote.

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102415's avatar

Exactly, sir or madame.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Pres Bartlett: Didn't they attach a family planning rider to the highway bill last year? Josh: They did. Pres: What's with these people? They can't stop talking about sex. Toby: If they can't be havin' it.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"if it's inevitable, just relax and enjoy it."

So it's sort of like rape, then?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Or Plan 9 from Outer Space.

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PubOption's avatar

So, I assume that Mourdock would approve of the woman going to church and taking her child support from the collection.

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