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Seriously. My Italian-American mother-in-law, gods rest her grumpy soul, greeted the news of her eldest son's betrothal to 'that half-Scot, half-Irish - what does she do anyway?' with "At least she'll be able to pinch a penny until Abe screams for mercy." And repeatedly said of a neighbor who was known to be frugal, "He's so Scotch!" Um. Yeah.

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Dear Party of Stupid,

Shut the fuck up, already!

Sincerely,U.S. America

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Oy!

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No, but I remember Shogun.

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Basically my tactic. I neeever seen 'im before in m'life, officer!

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"Triumph des Derps", but it will be a historical documentary. Sigh.

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Your wit and wordsmithing (not a real word) has made my day. Thank you

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Oops! You're right. She's committed so many food crimes that it's hard to keep track of them all.

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... but Jesus was a Jew and so was Ed Koch.

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"Chutzpah".....the hairball medince cats ask for by name!

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Such as.

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Gefilte fish!

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Too fucking funny.

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can you get him to teach me how to Jew better, while your at it? I have a Jewish mother but apparently I got the having-to-walk-away-embarassed gene from my dad's WASP side =/

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He's not a messiah; he's a very naughty boy.

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