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Lark_in_the_AM's avatar

Seriously. My Italian-American mother-in-law, gods rest her grumpy soul, greeted the news of her eldest son's betrothal to 'that half-Scot, half-Irish - what does she do anyway?' with "At least she'll be able to pinch a penny until Abe screams for mercy." And repeatedly said of a neighbor who was known to be frugal, "He's so Scotch!" Um. Yeah.

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Lark_in_the_AM's avatar

Dear Party of Stupid,

Shut the fuck up, already!

Sincerely,U.S. America

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Shoto's avatar

Oy!

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Charles I's avatar

No, but I remember Shogun.

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I AM R U's avatar

Basically my tactic. I neeever seen 'im before in m'life, officer!

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Captain Kraut's avatar

"Triumph des Derps", but it will be a historical documentary. Sigh.

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Steve K's avatar

Your wit and wordsmithing (not a real word) has made my day. Thank you

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accidental housewife's avatar

Oops! You're right. She's committed so many food crimes that it's hard to keep track of them all.

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connivingkyke's avatar

... but Jesus was a Jew and so was Ed Koch.

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

"Chutzpah".....the hairball medince cats ask for by name!

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Aunt Pee's avatar

Such as.

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Aunt Pee's avatar

Gefilte fish!

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Tamlin Eve's avatar

Too fucking funny.

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She-Ra's avatar

can you get him to teach me how to Jew better, while your at it? I have a Jewish mother but apparently I got the having-to-walk-away-embarassed gene from my dad's WASP side =/

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NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

He's not a messiah; he's a very naughty boy.

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