Best Jew Ever We all of us know Republican presidential candidates are far more comfortable addressing Jesus-Americans -- what with our country being a Christian nation , for Christians only, especially in the Oval Office . But on Thursday, they explored their bicurosity about The Judeos, to talk Jew Talk to Republican Jewishes (you can fit all of 'em in one room; they call themselves the Republican Jewish Coalition, LOL), and to beg for their famously good-with-money Jew dollars.
Seriously. My Italian-American mother-in-law, gods rest her grumpy soul, greeted the news of her eldest son's betrothal to 'that half-Scot, half-Irish - what does she do anyway?' with "At least she'll be able to pinch a penny until Abe screams for mercy." And repeatedly said of a neighbor who was known to be frugal, "He's so Scotch!" Um. Yeah.
can you get him to teach me how to Jew better, while your at it? I have a Jewish mother but apparently I got the having-to-walk-away-embarassed gene from my dad's WASP side =/
Seriously. My Italian-American mother-in-law, gods rest her grumpy soul, greeted the news of her eldest son's betrothal to 'that half-Scot, half-Irish - what does she do anyway?' with "At least she'll be able to pinch a penny until Abe screams for mercy." And repeatedly said of a neighbor who was known to be frugal, "He's so Scotch!" Um. Yeah.
Dear Party of Stupid,
Shut the fuck up, already!
Sincerely,U.S. America
Oy!
No, but I remember Shogun.
Basically my tactic. I neeever seen 'im before in m'life, officer!
"Triumph des Derps", but it will be a historical documentary. Sigh.
Your wit and wordsmithing (not a real word) has made my day. Thank you
Oops! You're right. She's committed so many food crimes that it's hard to keep track of them all.
... but Jesus was a Jew and so was Ed Koch.
"Chutzpah".....the hairball medince cats ask for by name!
Such as.
Gefilte fish!
Too fucking funny.
can you get him to teach me how to Jew better, while your at it? I have a Jewish mother but apparently I got the having-to-walk-away-embarassed gene from my dad's WASP side =/
Hadrian?
He's not a messiah; he's a very naughty boy.