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Lark_in_the_AM's avatar

Seriously. My Italian-American mother-in-law, gods rest her grumpy soul, greeted the news of her eldest son's betrothal to 'that half-Scot, half-Irish - what does she do anyway?' with "At least she'll be able to pinch a penny until Abe screams for mercy." And repeatedly said of a neighbor who was known to be frugal, "He's so Scotch!" Um. Yeah.

Lark_in_the_AM's avatar

Dear Party of Stupid,

Shut the fuck up, already!

Sincerely,U.S. America

Charles I's avatar

No, but I remember Shogun.

I AM R U's avatar

Basically my tactic. I neeever seen 'im before in m'life, officer!

Captain Kraut's avatar

"Triumph des Derps", but it will be a historical documentary. Sigh.

Steve K's avatar

Your wit and wordsmithing (not a real word) has made my day. Thank you

accidental housewife's avatar

Oops! You're right. She's committed so many food crimes that it's hard to keep track of them all.

connivingkyke's avatar

... but Jesus was a Jew and so was Ed Koch.

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

"Chutzpah".....the hairball medince cats ask for by name!

She-Ra's avatar

can you get him to teach me how to Jew better, while your at it? I have a Jewish mother but apparently I got the having-to-walk-away-embarassed gene from my dad's WASP side =/

NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

He's not a messiah; he's a very naughty boy.