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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Hey, Chris, I've been asked if you're cute. The gays, and a few of the ladies, want to see your picture. We'll let you stay if you're attractive, because in addition to loving Blacks and Muslin murderers, we also like cute guys.

Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Since soldiers won't fire on the people, please explain how this tyranny you're always going on about is going to happen.

Iam Reading's avatar

You can have my monk's spade when you pry it from .....

Iam Reading's avatar

Tldr. And you are full of booooooogers

Iam Reading's avatar

Then they would get the punishment prescribed in the UCMJ for disobeying a lawful order.

Iam Reading's avatar

Where do you park your A-10?

Iam Reading's avatar

I'm sorry you have a broken micropeen

Iam Reading's avatar

Ducks spend an inordinate amount of time on wastewater lagoons. I don't recommend eating them!

Iam Reading's avatar

Psilocybin shrooms......that's the ticket

Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

Be honest, you're not really all that sorry about the micropeen. Is it time to point and laugh yet, with votes?

Lizzietish81's avatar

Check out the whole channel it's full of great learning opportunities.

blaid droog's avatar

I think it was probably covered with $signs.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Tywin Lannister, right before getting a crossbow bolt to the heart?

Tiny kaiju's avatar

The Walmart closest to my domicile is closing soon. So they can open an even bigger one right behind the old one.