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Hey, Chris, I've been asked if you're cute. The gays, and a few of the ladies, want to see your picture. We'll let you stay if you're attractive, because in addition to loving Blacks and Muslin murderers, we also like cute guys.

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Since soldiers won't fire on the people, please explain how this tyranny you're always going on about is going to happen.

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You can have my monk's spade when you pry it from .....

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Tldr. And you are full of booooooogers

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Then they would get the punishment prescribed in the UCMJ for disobeying a lawful order.

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Check and mate.

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Where do you park your A-10?

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You eat used diapers

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I'm sorry you have a broken micropeen

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Ducks spend an inordinate amount of time on wastewater lagoons. I don't recommend eating them!

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Psilocybin shrooms......that's the ticket

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Be honest, you're not really all that sorry about the micropeen. Is it time to point and laugh yet, with votes?

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Check out the whole channel it's full of great learning opportunities.

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I think it was probably covered with $signs.

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Tywin Lannister, right before getting a crossbow bolt to the heart?

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The Walmart closest to my domicile is closing soon. So they can open an even bigger one right behind the old one.

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