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It certainly gives new meaning to Hot In Cleveland (I don't think Betty White would have sex with him though)

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Car dealer, eh? Is he Fond of Rare Dildos?

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Over Raped in Cleveland?

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can anyone detect <i>any</i> chin on our tom up there?

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it's like getting 1K in frequent flyer miles. only by being sarcastic instead of a travel slave working for assholes.

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Tea Party-<strike>endorsed</strike> engorged. Fixed

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<blockquote>In exchange, she said in the lawsuit, Ganley offered to lower the interest rates on a van she bought from his dealership, to repair her van for free, and to give her a job at one of his dealerships.</blockquote>

All that, <i>and</i> have sex with him?? This woman struck GOLD and she threw it all away!

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I guess this means he is now finally qualified for congress.

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I guess his truck nutz weren't polished or big.

What a shitbag. He got caught and if convicted, he'll probably weasel his way out of jail with probation. However, he'll be a registered sex offender, which should pretty much end his ability to run for another office.

Now if he was in Louisiana, he could hang with Vitter and be mayor of New Orleans while wearing a diaper.

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