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And just think: people VOTED FOR this maniac.

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A rat in a coffee can will eventually either figure a way out, or become resigned to the situation and go to sleep. Two Scoops would keep running around inside it until he had a heart attack.

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Our various families of ratties would have LOVED that.

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The Brady Bunch?

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OctoMom's kids?

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Don't go. I was mixing up some Kool-Aid.

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I'm not going to say this guy is a lying piece of shit, but I note that a lot of comments made by a lot of people (you know who you are!) suggest he's a lying piece of shit. So while I am not saying he's a lying piece of shit, let's just note that if I repeat it often enough, people can make up their minds without any influence from me at all. I just want to add that I'm also not going to say he is NOT a lying piece of shit. That is not what I believe AT ALL. What I said.

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If he'd been given his fair share of the ice cream, none of this would be happening today.

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Wouldn't it be interesting if he sexually harassed Angelina Jolie, Kim Kardashian, and Pee Wee Herman? Just spitballing here.

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NOT so little boys.

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Arizona you say? β€˜Nuff said. SMH

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NO NOT PEE WEE HERMAN !!!

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Sarah Palin?

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Gosar is anti-debunking, which is possibly a double negative but he's still that.

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"Is it safe?"

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