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I think this makes her sound super badass. Republicans can't even insult people correctly.

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Be fair now, Wonkette, Elizabeth is ALL of moviedoms greates villians. From the article:

"They can call me Darth Vader or Voldemort or the Wicked Witch of Massachusetts for all I care — but I won’t be neutered. I won’t be muzzled. And I won’t stop fighting to level the playing field for working families," she said.

I'm totally calling her "Magneto."

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I'm suspending judgement until Admiral Akbar weighs in.

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I might start too.

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Makes you wonder what his browser history looks like.

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The Dark Side is NOT an EOE. It's in their mission statement.

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Y'know, I see way more kids these days dressing up as Darth Vader than Luke, Anikin, or Obi-Wan. Just sayin'.

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'Senator' would be enough if the rest of them would do their job.

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I like the idea of a banker hearing imperial march music every time Liz walks into the room. Do their scrots tighten up so fast that they get a headache from the testicle hit? GOOD! Yes, it's personal.

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She drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls!!

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NOBODY has smaller hands than the Donald!

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Uh-oh. Are you the guy that told the guy that I'm the guy that gave the guy the black eye?

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"Butt" and "Hot Rock" are a problem.

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My daughter was dismayed when she saw (for the first time) Leia in a bikini with Jabba.I just told her "wait for it..."How badass is she when she chokes him with his own chain!?

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