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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

In this day and age, you have to append "Just joking" like Trump did when he made the remark in San Juan of Puerto Rico blowing up the budget.

Wait, he didn't say, "Just joking?"

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

My first thought when I learned that Senator Rob Portman is in favor of DACA was, "Wait. One of his kids is Mexican?"

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Or it's common knowledge throughout Pennsylvania that he has the most desirable penis in the state.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

The mystery continues ... who would fuck this weasel?

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phoenix00's avatar

Worse: a true Christian

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george lastrapes's avatar

Thr real marvel is not the one who acts out the self-justification, but the millions who find it in their hearts to forgive him . I'm thinking in particular of Sen. Vitter of LA, family-values proponent/diaper-wearing client of poopoo prozzie, closer to God than ever; and of his constituents .

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thepilgrim1923's avatar

Race is huge here, I think. It's hard to parse but seems to involve: 1) Brown people abort those brown babies because they are so . . . uncivilized (because, you know, brown: Q.E.D.); and 2) I really don't want to pay for those uncivilized brown people to display their lack of civilization by exercising bodily autonomy, because that's scary for a whole host of other reasons.

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thepilgrim1923's avatar

Don't know about abortions, but there is another confirmed affair in his past. He must be very clumsy--falling into all those women who are not his wife.

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JoeMRN - Un/Fortunately's avatar

Worse - he's an ass parasite.

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H0mer0's avatar

but they give da bestest tube steak/sn

I usually dated them when they were "getting a divorce." Did I say "dated"? I mean f-----d them!

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Glaisne's avatar

There you have it folks. Proof that pro-life Republicans are not against abortion.

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The Librarian's avatar

R-E-S-P-E-C-T (for life) Tell u what it means to meH-Y-P-O-C-R-I-S-Y -- Rep. Murphy

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davej1s's avatar

Hey wait! I thought the Rapture was supposed to happen last Saturday...what happened with that?

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Caepan's avatar

Um, Murphy represents the 18th Congressional District in the lowest corner of southwestern PA, near Pittsburgh, not Philadelphia. It's practically West Virginia - both geographically AND politically.

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Jus_Wonderin's avatar

I, for one, am soo fucking tired of these shitheads.

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Aileen's avatar

WWWWHHHY do women keep having sex with these doofuses? Just, stop. Stop having sex with other women's husbands, stop having sex with anti-choice assholes, and especially stop having sex with anti-choice-for-everyone-but-the-women-I-impregnate lawmakers.

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