Washington's decadent spending spree is over, motherfuckers! There's a new House Budget Committee Chairman in town, and his name is Paul Ryan. Maybe you've heard of him before, since he is the world's most famous money-saving wizard? (When cleaning his bunghole, Paul Ryan always uses both sides of a piece of toiler paper -- and if he doesn't have to wipe twice, he'll use the poop-less side to blow his nose. This is just one example of his incredible thriftiness, according to Wikipedia.) And here is more proof that Paul Ryan is magic: He believes the best way forward is to allocate an extra $8 billion to Homeland Security and the Pentagon, and then cut
you know i didn't remember that canadian greyhound decapitation.
awesome.
It is called Reality Brain Lock. The only known cure, albeit temporary, is drinking. Good luck!
Then the Repubs can complain about the number of illegals driving without a license or insurance.
If truth in advertising were enforced, Richer, Whiter and Emptier would be the Republican Party’s slogan.
I have wracked my brain to come up with something snarky/funny, but I can't. Maybe I'm just too appalled.
And yet he makes you lip synch FOR YOUR LIFE weekly.
What do you expect? Science finds conclusions that go against GOP othodoxy. Cut history as well, so no-one knows about King Canute.