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That's pretty hilarious... "Manuel... mommy needs you!" Love it.

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Good idea. I can see her do that.

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Ade'quate Bush is my porn name.

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Yeah, it was right after the swimsuit portion.

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Isn't that the Barney Song?

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Hooray! She's pallid, impaired, and back for more 'lude & bourbon-soaked frolics and humping the leg of Zombie Reagan. I haven't been this excited since, well, yesterday when I watched the GOP put on a display of stupid that registered 8.9 Dubyas. Or if you're more old-school .89 DecaQuayles.

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That's the fantastic thing about Rubio -- he can live paycheck to paycheck no matter how big the paycheck is!

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Appropriate since they are already in a circular clusterfuck.

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or as Perry called him "Ronald Raven".

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and the winner takes on Palin

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a 10 man circle jerk

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she always begged Regan to dry hump her in the oval office or was that orifice

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his tongue is something McCain is very familiar with

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He always orders the baker's dozen

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the one married to snake head

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