After a stressful day of working (or hanging out in a workplace man cave ), many Americans unwittingly risk handing their immortal souls over to Beelzebub throughsmoking weed premarital sex witchcraftyoga. Satan is apparently incarnated in that cute yoga instructor, tempting you to deny the One True God for that sweet sweet release found in the Revolved Half Moon Pose.
Don&#039;t doubt that dude. He&#039;s exorcised 160,000 demons. <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2331651/C...">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/...
My grandmother used to make this rainbow Angel Food Cake I loved. I blame her for me catching Teh Ghayz.
I figured he did it on porpoise.
Shorter: foamy vacuum.
Possibly <i>exploding</i> foamy vacuum.
When you come to some torque on the road, fuck it.
<a href="http:\/\/jeanieyoga.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/yoga-circle2.jpg" target="_blank">Maybe.</a>
Mmm, out of their asses?
namaste asshole.
Heh.
Is that the cake we like?
So, Bikram yoga is enough to make your head spin?
So, Hot Yoga is RIGHT OUT?!?
Is she possessed?
If your erection has a four-pronged red pitchfork stuck in it, consult a physician immediately.
Satan rhymes with &#039;batin
QED SINNER
Filling your vacuum with Holy Milk is probably not really any better, all things considered.