Hey Florida Lieutenant Governor (and Republican) Jennifer Carroll, what are the reasons that former employee Carletha Cole must be lying when she says she walked in on you in a mutually beneficial arrangement with a female employee? Let us count the ways: 1) Carletha Cole is single and ugly, so she must be the
I didn't see her fingers. She was just sitting in the corner licking her eyebrows.
Red snapper?
Or a tuna taco with a side order of thighs?
I think she has the low down on the down low.
Someones a diesel burner, but I can't figure out who. So back to the booze.
Is her husband's name Marcus?
It's a good thing she's a Repubican. Because if a Demoncrat was accused of being a lesbian, it would be all 24x7 on Fux News.
In her denial, she's kinda declaring her own personal war on women.
War on Women day 287. Lt. Gov. of Florida declares: if you're a single woman, you're a lesbian.