Hey, Congress, you fellas all tanned, ready, and rested after that well-deserved vacation you took last week just because you guys sure do love vacation? Great, maybe you can get back to the business of doing your job and figuring out how to keep the Department of Homeland Security up and running, since funding expires this week. Sorry that didn't solve itself while you were on vacay!
Fun fact (unless they've changed it recently) -- the official name of the holiday last Monday was "Washington's Birthday". It's just been executive-ordered into "Preznit Day" over the years.
And then, in another example of his 12 dimensional chess prowess, Obama and the Democrats overturn the Patriot Act, dismantle Homeland Security and put immigration back into the hands of...well Immigration.
Say, ain't that Turtle-american flashing one of them Muslim shahadowitz gang signs? No wonder he don't want the DHL funded. Now, I'm not sayin' he don't lurve our country.... No, wait, I guess I'm iz a-sayin' dat.
I should try this at work. "yeah boss, this project is really hard and complex. I'm going to take a week off and think on it, even if you need it in a week and four days". What could go wrong?
Strapons or GTFO.
"I'm an ice climber, motherfucker, who the fuck are you?"
...and I've got some pretty funny stories from those days.
Fun fact (unless they've changed it recently) -- the official name of the holiday last Monday was "Washington's Birthday". It's just been executive-ordered into "Preznit Day" over the years.
Aaaaahhhhhh-yup.
What's even more fked-up about this is that the US Coast Guard is part of the DHS for some fked-up reason.
And then, in another example of his 12 dimensional chess prowess, Obama and the Democrats overturn the Patriot Act, dismantle Homeland Security and put immigration back into the hands of...well Immigration.
Sectscrime
The GOP: Turn a whiter shade of fail.
This seems overwhelming. Maybe if they take another vacation, it will sort itself out this time?
Clippy.
Where are those Homoland Security stormtroopers we were going to send into Alabammy?
phew! for a moment there, I thought you were going to say "the Immigrants"
But send the D campaign committees all the munniez so they won't repeat their desertion strategy of '14.
No, the Greens, obvs.
Say, ain't that Turtle-american flashing one of them Muslim shahadowitz gang signs? No wonder he don't want the DHL funded. Now, I'm not sayin' he don't lurve our country.... No, wait, I guess I'm iz a-sayin' dat.
I should try this at work. "yeah boss, this project is really hard and complex. I'm going to take a week off and think on it, even if you need it in a week and four days". What could go wrong?