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Internet Hitler's avatar

The America's Last Line of Defense site/fb has been running a hilarious series of 'reports' this week about the FBI digging up mass graves on the Clinton front lawn while Bill & Hill lollygag on the front porch.

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Lambsendbeds's avatar

You got better...

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Kip TW's avatar

I had to pull myself up by my own newtstraps.

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Sarah E. Grove's avatar

Oh my God, though. Hill & Bill have been slandered (add Barack & Michelle in there too) SO many fucking times, if they sued them all, they'd be in Court 24/7 until 30 years after they're all dead! Gotta give it up to the insane GOPers though --- they're great at pulling crap like this outta their WIDE assholes! 💩 💩 💩 💩 (that's one pile of shit each for H, B, B and M.)

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AuntyMaude's avatar

"cain't fix stupid" Well maybe we should try a little harder. If we succeeded, there wouldn't be so gull dern many of them running around.

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AuntyMaude's avatar

Of course not. You also have to own a pair of cowboy boots.

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Relativicus's avatar

Also, I think if she'd won, there would have been a long and very cringeworthy period of adjustment, which would have involved much own-dick stomping.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Oh hell yeah, I was kinda looking forward to that.Would make the supposed OHJB Gaffes look like the nothing they are XD

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SeeTrain65's avatar

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You can't have a heart attack if you have no heart.

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Respectfully submitted again.

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SeeTrain65's avatar

It's my contention the race for Dumbest Congressman in the 115th Congress is a titanic struggle between 293 different people, that is, every republican in the House and Senate, including newcomer Karen "I don't support a livable wage" Handel.

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Lyly, Scary Potato🍟's avatar

Let it go, morons, Clinton is not president, the village idiot is. Bashing her won't make Trump look competent or honest.

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SterWonk's avatar

I vaguely recall Sam Malone on 104.1 KRBE when I was in HS and college in Houston, late '90s and early '00s. I remember him being right-of-center, but not a total nutbar. <sigh>

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

Maybe it's 42. Maybe that's what that fucking computer was talking about.

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

You're right! If that was his intention, they would have probably found a fish wrapped in a newspaper on the wing during the pre-flight.

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