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Relativicus's avatar

I think it’s their active lifestyles. They’re just more interesting and fun.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, $5F.

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myexisinthetrunk's avatar

I say that at least 10 times a year for the sheer beauty of its weirdness. It is a perfectly constructed sentence. You never see the ending coming until...Splat go the turkeys.

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Maybe's avatar

And yet people voted for him and many plan to again. I'm not sure that really could isn't as outlandish as it could be.

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Maybe's avatar

That would make Trump happy 'cause they'd be the perfect pee tapes and get HUUGE ratings.

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sarafina's avatar

This sounds like a fun party!! Will recordings be on YouTube?

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sarafina's avatar

Diplomacy on Display?

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

"Blah, blah, CT theory, dingleberries picked out of my rectum, sky is blue, agreed?"

'HE AGREES WITH EVERYTHING I SAY!"

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Volt Owner's avatar

They make me want to ACK up a hairball. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Sarah E. Grove's avatar

Castor, to me, just looked constipated.

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Sarah E. Grove's avatar

🥴🤢🤮

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cessnadriver's avatar

"giant clown hammers".

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ORAXX's avatar

Republicans cannot possibly defend Trump on the facts. That leaves them with right-wing bombast, Republican talking points, and character assassination. No one does character assassination better.

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Lily412's avatar

I think he looks kinda like the lawyer character who makes repeated appearances on Always Sunny.

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japhet obi's avatar

GOP house attorney Steve Castor is a very bad questioner. His style and tone is vey boring and he is largely barely audible and very difficult to understand. Is this the best the republicans can do ?Terrible !!!!!

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