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i actually feel kind of sorry for the kid...

oh, wait, no, no i don't at all.

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Quitter.

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So The Lucky Sperm Club lost a charter member?

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Who does that kid think he is, the Governor of Alaska?

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I hear McDonalds is hiring.

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So what you're saying is, there's jerb openings in Wisconsin? Green shoots!

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If you can't starve the beast, sodomize it to death.

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That guy standing next to Walker is only 27? That must been one helluva bender leading up to that DUI.

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Once he finds Jesus the kid can start running for public office.

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Maybe Brian can make a rap video like the two young, hip Teatards at Dartmouth. I hope his golden parachute is bigger than the little umbrella I get with my Pina Colada at TGIMcFunsters.

On a completely different note, Scott Walker is really having a shitty week.

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