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fuflans's avatar

i actually feel kind of sorry for the kid...

oh, wait, no, no i don't at all.

TundraGrifter's avatar

So The Lucky Sperm Club lost a charter member?

TundraGrifter's avatar

Who does that kid think he is, the Governor of Alaska?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I hear McDonalds is hiring.

The Quirk's avatar

So what you're saying is, there's jerb openings in Wisconsin? Green shoots!

The Quirk's avatar

If you can't starve the beast, sodomize it to death.

Joshua Norton's avatar

That guy standing next to Walker is only 27? That must been one helluva bender leading up to that DUI.

chascates's avatar

Once he finds Jesus the kid can start running for public office.

Fartknocker's avatar

Maybe Brian can make a rap video like the two young, hip Teatards at Dartmouth. I hope his golden parachute is bigger than the little umbrella I get with my Pina Colada at TGIMcFunsters.

On a completely different note, Scott Walker is really having a shitty week.