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Suspending lets them spend campaign money. If they quit the free money window closes. Besides, at the rate things are going a restart is not as unlikely as in the past. Of course it involves Trump, Dr. C and ?Jeb! standing under an astroid strike.

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Three words OMG! The whole GOP may as well join hands and jump off the planet at that point.

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Well, also because being a lawyer in the Reserves is less military than being a lawyer in a law firm.

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Mandatory Garfunkle and Oates LIBELZ!!!

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Or Mana T-

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Maybe horse's ass. Other wise I can agree with some of that. We do not want to know (well I don't want to know) what they did with their morning hard-ons. or vaginal lubrication.

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Just don't call me Shirley.

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Get out of Boise. The skiing sucks. Too conservative. Go Borah!

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I pinched myself from pure glee when I read that.

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I wish I could get some of that sweet, sweet, rube money.

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How do you get lap band surgery and NOT lose weight? It's a mystery to me.

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This should have gotten MANY more upfists.

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Ah, but can you reiterate?

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I think that's a wonderful project for Republicans. Build a wall in Syria while no less than 12 countries (at last count) are bombing (each other's allies plus ISIS) there. They should by all means go there to build a wall, supervising the construction personally. In fact, I think they should all consider having the next Republican debate there.

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Now this didn't make him melt like the wicked witch I'll never understand. Maybe there's some New Orleans voodoo spell he has cast that keeps him alive politically in Loosianna.

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