GOP Lying Out Their Asses About The Mueller Indictments? UNPOSSIBLE!
Hey, remember on Friday when Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein announced that there was NO COLLUSION and everyone in Trumpland had been cleared of all crimes? And then he said that Donald Trump won fair and square by being an amazing candidate?
YOU DON'T? Well that's probably because it never happened! Never fear, though. The Republicans just kicked the #HOTTAKE generator into overdrive to flood the plain with bullshit.
The indictment was 37 whole pages long! Mueller must have laid all his cards on the table, right? Plus, Rosenstein went out of his way to say three times in his press conference that no evidence of collusion exists IN THIS INDICTMENT, which is science proof that no evidence exists! Think about it.
No Collusion- @JonathanTurley: These new indictments are good news for @realDonaldTrump. When The DOJ says no Americans wittingly dealt with Russians, they mean there was no collusion. #MAGA #TrumpTrain #Dobbs pic.twitter.com/LIGcS7zYOY
— Lou Dobbs (@LouDobbs) February 17, 2018
and when it all blows up in their faces they'll claim to have never said or done the things we all know they did.
It was Garfumpulus Gidley, you got a problem with that?