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"Liberals all over the country hate my guts because I stood up for Kavanaugh, I'm helping Trump, I need to close the money gap at Lindsey Graham dot com"See earlier fabulous Wonkette story about how people are giving massive Ameros to his opponent JUST BECAUSE THEY HATE LINDSEY GRAHAM. Lindsey Graham and his head-cradle asshole Trump are perfect reasons why it's perfectly fine to vote against something.

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You're such a star! Thanks for all you've been doing!

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YAAASSS

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Collins won't make it back to her seat from the fence she's been sitting on.

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I heard a great interview with Truman in an old film. He said that he'd gone to bed as usual after the polls closed, and when he woke up, "They told me I had won the election. Apparently it was too bad, but it had happened."

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Or they could blow their heads off. With bullets.

I'm done.

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The repubs here in GA have been whining about the same thing with Ossoff. He's been getting money from (gasp !) California !!!

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But the Fifth Circuit is in shadows. Vote-cancelling AFTER the election?

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Exactly

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To say nothing of the the fact that you can't get 290 "electorals" and then somehow lose them.

" They were right here....I just put them down for a second! Hey! You damned Democrats!"

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I plan on working hard for that outcome.

The fucking bastard.

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Now don’t detract from his real website FetchMahFaintingCouch.co.ru

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*snort*

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Really, his guts don't even make the top 10 list of things I hate about Lindsey Graham.

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They have no problem with out-of-state fatcats, PACs and corporations sending money, though.

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I fought for equality and justice for most of my 78 years on this Earth. I’m too old for this shit already.

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