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Yes. Let them all climb their thumbs.

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Is your handle a Root Boy Slim reference? If so, much respect!

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No, it's the title of the first big hit that Hound Dog Taylor had when he signed with "Little Alligator" Bruce Iglaur's Alligator Records.

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I'm proposing a radical anti-woke bill in which the government provides sleeping medicine to anyone suffering from insomnia, in order to help them get unwoke (or, as normal people call it, "fall asleep.")

While we're at it, maybe the government can give everyone all the other kinds of health care they need.

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Vermont Democrats. We have a Republican governor and the VT Democratic Party doesn't have a viable candidate but does have a GOP spokesperson.

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Even deeper cut. Now I know where Mr. McKenzie got it. Thanks!

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Still waiting for my autographed photos of Ayn Rand

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Kind of typical bs. The "lose and pivot" move gop always seem to do. Is it me, or does it seem like this nonsense is getting less traction this time around? I feel like there is an increasing amount of "awww shut the fuck up!" being directed at right wing nutjobs.

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She also underperformed in PA, especially around Philly.

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The even funnier part is that I think the kid who recorded it was Jimmy Carter's grandson. That came out a few months after it was recorded, and I died laughing. Revenge is a dish served cold.

//I'm too lazy to look it up, but it was some famous Dems grandkid, and I'm pretty sure it was Carter's.

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Dear Sen. Romney,Mandates do not derive from the politicians of the opposition party.Mandate derive from the populace.Pres. Biden's proposals are popular with the populace.That's what gives him a mandate.Regards,AmericaP.S. Suck it, you vulture capitalist. We haven't forgotten what Bain did to companies.

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An 8 million vote mandate, #MoscowMitch. And here I didn't know turtles could bleat like sheep.

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(That's 14.9 times larger.)

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OT, a guy I have known since college used to look like Che Guevara, he now looks like Karl Marx.

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Most of his Cabinet was confirmed on party-line votes because they were either outside the mainstream or just incompetent, by which we mean Betsy Devos.

Not to nitpick (he nitpicked) but Betsy was incompetent and outside the mainstream unless the mainstream is where they launch the yacht flotillas.

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Every now and then GlitchBot Mitt glitches and reverts to Full Seig Heil mode. I want Schumer to call a 2am presser on a Saturday night from his stoop in Park Slope where he's smoking a now-legal spliff the size of his head and announce the filibuster is dead and for Moscow Mitch to shove a Long Dong Silver dildo repeatedly up his ass. #HappyDaysAreHereAgain

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