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This story is exceedingly hard to fap to...

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it's not like a growing population might need more judges, rather than less

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If only elections had consequences. That and saying stupid untrue shit.

THANKS FOX NEWS FOR ENABLING OUR MORONS TO DERP WITH MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY!

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apparently elections have consequences in that if you don't win them, you look for OTHER ways to usurp authority.

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Governing-ghazi!!!!

How dare the head of the executive branch of the government attempt to govern by executing one of his powers enumerated in the constitution?

Did I say enumerated? I meant required.

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<< insert your preferred racist joke that is predicated on the fact that both poop and blah people come in varying shades of brown here >>

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Egg. He used some other name, don't know why.

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Assume DC Circuit dead.

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Relax.

Their version of the Bible just had a mis-translation: [Approve] Judge[s] not, lest ye be so judged...

We have sent a corrected Bible to the RNC offices, this should all work itself out.

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Why don’t they find something important to whine about like elevator music or airline food?

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I bet you read that on Conservapedia

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