The kids are our future, so we should treasure them and take care of each individual precious snowflake child, each of whom is a gift from God or Allah or Spirit Pasta or whatever. But you know what? Skinny snowflakes suck. Don’t you like fat, enormous snowflakes? So do Republicans, which is why they continue to fight tooth and nail against any initiative to make our kids
To their credit, every time vegetables inexplicably - well it probably has something to do with exploding pig shit foam irrigation techniques - have some e coli or listeria, it's Wal Mart that's selling them.
This inspired me to go look at the label of my container of Heinz Organic Ketchup. Somewhat surprisingly, the first ingredient listed is "Organic tomato concentrate from red ripe organic tomatoes".
Now, I'm happy that tomatoes are apparently involved, but I wonder if the "concentrate" bit is similar to the way they make "no-added-sugar" fruit juice from concentrate.
To their credit, every time vegetables inexplicably - well it probably has something to do with exploding pig shit foam irrigation techniques - have some e coli or listeria, it's Wal Mart that's selling them.
A zip-loc full of smashed rat assholes? Halal, of course.
It is?? FUCKING HITLER STOLE MY CURBSIDE RECYCLING
â« I feel stabby, oh so stabby, I feel stabby and ready to flay! And I pity any wingnut that I see today â«
One of the little miracles of kitchen craft. (Where was that recipe when my mother was boiling the damned things?)
BF Skinner? Oh wait, that was pigeons.
Does this involve "cramming"?
And just a sprig of bacon. No, seriously.
(R-Lies)
But not fucking Canadian whisky.
This inspired me to go look at the label of my container of Heinz Organic Ketchup. Somewhat surprisingly, the first ingredient listed is "Organic tomato concentrate from red ripe organic tomatoes".
Now, I'm happy that tomatoes are apparently involved, but I wonder if the "concentrate" bit is similar to the way they make "no-added-sugar" fruit juice from concentrate.
Sounds better than deep-fried lard, anyhow.
Tell me more about this deep-fried cake. Is there bacon involved?
Possibly add nuts? Eggwhites? We all need a little protein, even two-year-olds.
Hot lunch lady?
When I was in high school, we had a salt pill dispenser in the locker room.
No one ever explained why, but the little salt pills were pretty good.