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Not all women have vaginas, but I would say most would still be better than the cismen currently in power.

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Who turned out to be an adopted child from South America.

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And proud of it to boot.

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Eventually the Republican platform, through a process of “just doing the opposite of everything liberals want is going to be

ERICA SMITH: She supports clean water, rich people paying their fair share of taxes. HOW UNAMERICAN WE HATE THAT

(Wait do we hate that?)

(Psst shes black)

OH WE HATE THAT

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Why did I read this in Palpatine's voice?

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FUCKING FUCK YOU, THOM FUCKING TILLIS, YOU FUCKING FUCK.

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OT: So after the little OT this morning about Green Acres I decided to watch one because it has been so long. It's on Prime (and it really bugs me that it is 13+, still don't get it). The main thing I am certain of is that, had it been me, I would have killed Mt Haney. I am on episode 6 BTW.

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She made Rich Lowry see starbursts...the rest of us were going "what the fuck did she just say?"

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you monster!! I bet you would have shared canned clams.

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I said at the time that the Republicans let McCain have the nomination the year it didn't matter. Pretty sure they knew they were going to get smoked.

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how demanding can you get!? Share this with Steve! Fuck Steve.

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I'll bet Al Franken would've also made the ratfaced little jerk see stars.

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"Who needs the competition?"

- Satan

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I assume that last sentence is a command.

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Are they based near the Mexican border?

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Cravat game: On point.

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