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Fartknocker's avatar

Where's Donnie Trump? I see he's got him another teevee show where he gets to expel his business acumen - ya know filing bankrupcy 3 times and his book "Think Like a Champion."

It's sure sad Batshit Bachman won't be there. I would have enjoyed watching that show.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

He could truly be the next Dan Quayle.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Buck? Lulu? Junior? Archie? Minnie? Grandpa? Stringbean?

It's Stringbean, isn't it?

Spurning Beer's avatar

I actually own a Hee Haw DVD.

Junior: Hey bus driver, do you sell round-trip tickets? Driver: Sure do, young man. Where do you want to go? Junior: Right back here.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Hey...you got the the Hee Haw Southern Philosophy Edition!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Cohen flew to Iowa in one of the two jets Trump owns — the smaller one. ”I took a personal day".

Wait...what? Cohen...you are virtually inches away from blowing Trump on national tv and <i>you have to take a fucking personal day</i> to do his bidding?

Dude...you are so not going to get that reach-around.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

There's nothing like a debate between good candidates, and this will be nothing like a debate between good candidates.

fuflans's avatar

to be fair to george will, this will be some serious vibrations of weirdness.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Where is has-wit Sarah Palin?

Spurning Beer's avatar

No Haley "Haystacks" Barbour?

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Newt is going there to float a trial balloon. Will adultery and hypocrisy be important to values voters in 2012?