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The Quirk's avatar

But will he go the Dave Vitter route and wear a diaper?

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23%. I think we found Lincoln's "Some of the people all of the time" contingent.

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And it's obvious no gay man was involved w/ that hair.

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Trump's a pole-smoker? And N poles at that?

Fooey, I was just gonna say "Magnates don't work, they sit around and comment on the work of others", but I guess we do that too.

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I thought it went back to Lincoln's "Some of the people all of the time."

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Then in 1968 Nixon won. OMFG! That means Nixon will win in 2016. I hope it's Cynthia Nixon, she's a hottie. And she'd be the first non-heterosexual POTUS (that we know of).

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

In the photo, Trumpette is standing in front of someone with no head. Polling shows the headless as among his strongest supporters (52%, followed by 40% Bachmann, 8% undecided). I think this is attributable to his outreach to this underserved community:<blockquote> “I have a great relationship with you people. I’ve always had a great relationship with the you people. Did you hear what I just said? Well, say something then!</blockquote>Is it too soon to just start calling him President DJ Trumpette?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Chuck Norris can't run for president...it runs from him.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

It appears the Downfist Script is very busy today. You know...have a human downfister was bad enough, but a script downfister? That's just creepy.

"Hal...upfist the pod bay score."

"I'm sorry Dash. I can't do that".

Fartknocker's avatar

This is good for Herman Cain.

PsycWench's avatar

Suppose he wore a gold cross and a (linen) t-shirt that says "God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve"?

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The first part of that prediction is already coming true.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Trumpette does know how to get out of debt.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

He's taken seriously by Repubicans for the office of President of The United States of America. And he never held elective office previously. At least Ike had previous public service. Trump would be the ultimate* GOP expression of contempt for government. __________________ * I hope, but am sure to be disappointed.

schmannity's avatar

Since he came out against gay marriage two weeks ago, there is little left to sew this nomination up. Heads up to "the Jews."