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If Donnie ever figures this out it'll destroy him.That would be fun to watch.

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Canadian or American Thanksgiving?

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Not those people, the OTHER people. The ones who have no sense of humour when it comes to the incompetence of or betrayal by their paid lackeys. And Donnie's too dumb for witness protection. 'I know I said my name is Bob Smith but I'm really Donald Trump! Bet you never guessed!'

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That excuse doesn't actually work, you know.- Jared Kushner

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you mean John Barron.

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Okay, you made me look. I didn't know what a fleshlight is until 30 seconds ago.

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Thanks..this will do!

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Mikhail Sholokhov - "The Don Blows Putin by the Sea"

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Heh, he said "fart vapors", hehehehe

I'm stealing that phrase

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And here I thought that the Ayatollah releasing the hostages the day Reagan was inaugurated was a coincidence. And that the South Vietnamese broke off the Paris Peace Talks because they didn't like French food. I guess I'll have to add "The Innocence of Muslims" too.

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Where's the Demoncrats response to the deadly "Risotto" revelation? They have none.

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Yes. He does miss it.

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Also. Was Jeffrey Epstein procuring 13 year old girls for Trump "Human Trafficking"?

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Nah, IOKIYAR ya know.

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