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Contaminating our PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS?!?!?

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Just a matter of pushing the right button.

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Those first two are going to be tough. The rest? Easy-peasy.

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"What is with the fucking fetus fetish?"

They're doing the third thing via the second thing because they aren't getting to do very much of the first thing.

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That's a shame. These should be the GILFy Years.

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This logic makes my brain hurt.

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Oh, brave new world, that has such people (Republicans) in it.

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Make sure your uterus shows up at the polling place with proper picture ID. New rules.

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He "represents" the district where I work. Hard to believe.

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I think you need to add "Repeal Obamacare" to the top, and then sandwich it between every other item.

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"I never thought it would happen to me...my friend's mom asked to me to come in and have a cold drink...next thing I knew, she had hiked up her skirt and I knew she wanted me to see her....job creator."

Yeah, I don't think that's going to work.

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and even more true if he had said "vewy, vewy, vewy twue".

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Well, there is Michelle Duggar.

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You know, it's been awhile, so I'm just not sure.

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Civet Goodlatte?

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