"I never thought it would happen to me...my friend's mom asked to me to come in and have a cold drink...next thing I knew, she had hiked up her skirt and I knew she wanted me to see her....job creator."
Yeah, I don't think that's going to work.
Contaminating our PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS?!?!?
Just a matter of pushing the right button.
Those first two are going to be tough. The rest? Easy-peasy.
"What is with the fucking fetus fetish?"
They're doing the third thing via the second thing because they aren't getting to do very much of the first thing.
That's a shame. These should be the GILFy Years.
This logic makes my brain hurt.
Oh, brave new world, that has such people (Republicans) in it.
Make sure your uterus shows up at the polling place with proper picture ID. New rules.
He "represents" the district where I work. Hard to believe.
I think you need to add "Repeal Obamacare" to the top, and then sandwich it between every other item.
"I never thought it would happen to me...my friend's mom asked to me to come in and have a cold drink...next thing I knew, she had hiked up her skirt and I knew she wanted me to see her....job creator."
Yeah, I don't think that's going to work.
and even more true if he had said "vewy, vewy, vewy twue".
Well, there is Michelle Duggar.
You know, it's been awhile, so I'm just not sure.
Civet Goodlatte?
The rapeyist,